Quotes on Youth Funny

A boy's story is the best that is ever told.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

All diseases run into one, old age.

The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of the people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age.

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.