I'm the one who's always been there for you... not him!.

What could be worse than having to be seen resorting to your own life..

As we interpret ourselves differently, we also live ourselves differently..

There is nothing god cannot do..

Better to be screwed physically than financially..

I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out..

I have nothing to declare except my genuis..

I am excessively diverted..

I'd come up with one leg in theater, but never my first leg. I loved the camera too much..

Explore everything; keep the best.

I love to work. I love doing standup..

. . . the circumference of life cannot be rightly drawn until the center is set..

My life was very Japanese..

Movies are about escape..

If you got the truth, you put it out there, and everybody says, "Oh, my God. That's me." And then they improvise also. They take off, as well..

What I do affects others; what others do affects me..

With Carmina Burana, my collected works begin..

A lot of stuff I do, 10 years later it becomes popular..

Always destroy what is in you..

Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..

I love Kelly Clarkson..