Quotes on Zaphod Beeblebrox

Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

Much to his annoyance, a thought popped into his mind. It was very clear and very distinct, and he had now come to recognize these thoughts for what they were. His instinct was to resist them.