When I take my kids to the zoo in Los Angeles, they always look the longest at the creature that moves the least - especially those in the reptile ho….
I'm not into animal rights. I'm only into animal welfare and health. I've been with the Morris Animal Foundation since the '70s. We're a health organ….
He was very concerned about his children potentially being kidnapped or attached, and that's why they were covered up. When he went to Berlin zoo, th….
A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street any more without a convoy, and I am stared at wherever I go like an idiot member of a royal fami….
Many Americans think of the rest of the world as a kind of Disneyland, a showplace for quaint fauna, flora and artifacts. They dress for travel in ch….
Every time you go to the zoo, you prolong the captivity of the animals there! If no one goes to the zoos, there will be no zoos! Destroying the evil ….
I don't have time for lie-on-the-beach vacations. I'm a zoo person. There's one in New Jersey where animals actually come up to your car. I love the ….
I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?".
Why build a zoo when we can just put up a fence around Chapel Hill?.
Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks, a gang of vicious monkeys jerking off in a zoo cage... more disgusting by nature….
To me, these people were as exotic as animals in a zoo. I'd never seen anything like them. I wasn't sure whether I wanted to be one of them or simply….
The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper..
Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me..
Adult gorillas will fight to the death defending their families. This is why poachers who may be seeking only one infant for the zoo trade must often….
For me, "Zoo" has always been a fable. It has nothing to do with realism. It's a fable about what man is doing to the world, and the animals have ret….
I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped..
I've worked with the Los Angeles Zoo for 45 years, and we have this magnificent photographer, Tad Motoyama. He takes these wonderful, wonderful anima….
Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, and they pet you back..
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo..
People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh..
My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit.