The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself..

And unlike the rest of you, he hasn’t yet time to ruin his career or his mind." "Then he won’t do. Send him home. Get us another lunatic." "Excuse me….

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them..

No, General. I'm not your subordinate. And what I'm coming dangerously close to is violence. -General Wedge Antilles.

I have to say, this sounds like the worst idea in a thousand generations of bad ideas." "You haven't heard all our ideas." Luke & Bhindi Drayson.

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart..

I was years older than you when I became an ambassador for the first time. Remember that, Tycho? How did we get through that assignment, anyway?” “Pr….

At which time the repulsor puts out its final effort and slows you down so you crash quite slowly into the surface." "Crash." "Quite slowly." Face & ….

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way..

Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I'll shoot him under the table." Han (to Leia).

The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends..

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent..

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction..

Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me..

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebo….

The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he….

Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic..

When all else fails, complicate matters.

There are times when the end justifies the means. But when you build an argument based on a whole series of such times, you may find that you've cons….

Rogue Squadron doesn't run. Unless we really, really have to..

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?.