The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebo….

Tycho, we're about to achieve a tremendous victory we don't want." "We'll put that in your biography. General Antilles was so good he couldn't fail w….

Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it..

Oh, wonderful. I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Come on, Wedge, how does this story end?.

I marked their location in case Kell wanted to blow them up or something.” “I don’t have to blow up everything I see. I just like to..

I was years older than you when I became an ambassador for the first time. Remember that, Tycho? How did we get through that assignment, anyway?” “Pr….

I don't know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out..

No one pays me to be nice..

The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends..

When all else fails, complicate matters.

And unlike the rest of you, he hasn’t yet time to ruin his career or his mind." "Then he won’t do. Send him home. Get us another lunatic." "Excuse me….

Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic..

Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me..

The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he….

There are times when the end justifies the means. But when you build an argument based on a whole series of such times, you may find that you've cons….