Oh, wonderful. I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Come on, Wedge, how does this story end?.

When all else fails, complicate matters.

The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he….

And unlike the rest of you, he hasn’t yet time to ruin his career or his mind." "Then he won’t do. Send him home. Get us another lunatic." "Excuse me….

Tycho, we're about to achieve a tremendous victory we don't want." "We'll put that in your biography. General Antilles was so good he couldn't fail w….

Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic..

I don't know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out..

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebo….

The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends..

No one pays me to be nice..

I was years older than you when I became an ambassador for the first time. Remember that, Tycho? How did we get through that assignment, anyway?” “Pr….

Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me..

I marked their location in case Kell wanted to blow them up or something.” “I don’t have to blow up everything I see. I just like to..

There are times when the end justifies the means. But when you build an argument based on a whole series of such times, you may find that you've cons….

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way..

Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt..

No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker..

The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart..

The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself..

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?.