I think the people should demand accountability on the voting. I think there's no point in voting if you're not gonna demand fairness and be able to ….

At least when I was young, in high school: "Eh, voting doesn't mean nothing." You don't really know that to be true, you just say it. Then you get ol….

I don't know what the future holds. It seems to be going in a really bad, bad place really quickly, and I don't have the answers and I don't have the….

I'm kind of conscious and aware of how ridiculous everyone involved with politics or talking about politics, especially on television, is - all the s….

I'm not crazy impressed with New York. I mean, I don't buy into that whole thing: Everyone in New York is all sophisticated, and they're into art and….

But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there's a difference in the people, and I had health care..

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb..

Fame is not your friend. It ain't necessarily your enemy. It is what it is..

I'm actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am..

I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses..

I think, ultimately, the problem with something like this is that you actually have so many more opportunities to say something than you actually hav….

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'..

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes..

The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy..

When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story..

There is no opposition party. And the party that is in power is falling apart. Doesn't that kind of mean the country's falling apart? I don't wanna b….

The population has to be educated about how the government actually works..

I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are..

I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there's so much stuff that I say, either jokingly or ligh….

I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said "no weapons in Iraq." Now they call that history..

Don't get me wrong, it definitely ain't the Democratic Party either. They're so bad, I mean I'm actually starting to believe that John Kerry was just….