Occupation: Writer Birth: May 29, 1974
It's difficult to overcome what you're getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just maki….
Good satire goes beyond the specific point it’s trying to make and teaches you how to think critically. Even after your favorite cartoonist retires o….
The biggest thing that I don't like about L.A. is the sort of 2 a.m. shutdown of everything. It really kind of stagnates the nightlife. It's very har….
Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation..
It may sound weird, but I don't really look for culture, particularly in an American city..
I think the two-party system is a complete sham; I think it is designed so that the voters can feel like they have the satisfaction of "throwing thos….
I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that..
I just feel like the country is guilty. I think we should be deeply ashamed for what we've done in Iraq, and we've gotta reconcile that, and we've go….
Republicans lost it some time ago. What's scary is when they lose their sense of good planning. Like dude, you know, if you're gonna lie, really... I….
I don't think the American government has a lot of respect for culture..
You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they're gonna get rich off of the merchandise..
I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism..
I really get a little bit confused by all this "angry angry angry" talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny..
Meeting Fidel Castro was really cool. It's cool because it's Fidel, and it's a world leader, and there's so much history behind the man and who he is….
I think there's a lot of good and bad to L.A. One of the things you have to consider is that you can, if you're lucky, make a decent living here. Tha….
You can't accuse the creator of The Boondocks, ... Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government is lying about 9/11..
That's not saying there's not a bunch of good Democrats. I'm sure there's a lot of people who still haven't figured that out yet or simply don't want….
I do think comics are a dying art form because newspapers are a dying medium. But it's not to say that in the next generation, where there's people g….
I saw Nader shortly before the election and - I voted him the time before, because I liked the sort of long-term strategy of building a viable third ….
I have to remind myself - I think the population of the United States has been subjected to the most sophisticated form of propaganda and mind contro….
Fidel Castro just talked a long time, and he talked and he talked and he talked and he talked... and he talked during the meeting. I think it was abo….