Explore Quotes by Amy Sedaris

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.

When I'm by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don't listen to it a lot. I hate picking music out, I'm not good at it.

My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.

I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.

I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination.

I love costumes. My dream growing up was always to have my own costume and prop shop.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.

I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.

I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.

Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.