That's how all theater should be done - you only have one chance to see it and then it's gone. One night only..

I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being in a large….

I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock. I was probably 7. That's my least favorite fee….

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper..

When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotro….

If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or ….

Books are challenging and inspirational to me..

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out..

That's why I love improvisational theater so much - you do it [scene] once and then it's done. You don't get bogged down with a lot of preplanning an….

Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?.

I like to play unattractive people who think they're pretty. You can do what you want, but I prefer to look interesting..

I like crafts that come out of poverty or necessity. There used to be hobby shops where you'd get your supplies, and then you'd use your imagination..

I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop..

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking..

I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at nig….

Fire had an almost magical quality that suggested anything was possible. Early on, man even believed that fire was a god that had to be fed with anim….

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I lik….

All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been..

I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I c….

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive..

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through..