I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food….

I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like, 'I don't really know anything about that stuff.'.

I'm not very good with drink recipes. If I'm entertaining, I like to come up with a house drink for the evening, one thing I'll make for the whole ev….

As my guests leave even my most simple parties, I consistently hear the same thing: 'That was the best time I ever had,' and it's always me saying it….

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there..

I like it when people who aren't so attractive, or they have a whole lot of hurdles to get over, I like it when they dress up and they look presentab….

I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out..

I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married..

I don't really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting around writing jokes or anything. I just like dressing up and pret….

If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're….

We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people..

I always want to look unattractive, it's more fun. I like playing opposites, people who aren't attractive who think they are pretty. That's always in….

I've never played anyone who didn't like themselves. I don't care if they're unattractive, but it's important that they think of themselves as attrac….

Learn more about yourself! Make a self-esteem collage using pictures of other people you wish you were..

People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great..

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him..

I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them..

I've never done heroin or slept with people for money or anything..

When I'm by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don't listen to it a lot. I hate picking music out, I'm not good at it..

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more o….

I don't know my telephone number or anything like that, but when I do have to make a call, I just pull my body over to the side and squat. I don't wa….