My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it'….

I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during the holidays, ….

I need a costume to be convinced that I'm somebody else. Otherwise, it's just me. It's just Amy saying lines. I haven't really become somebody else. ….

I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before….

I'm very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or ….

I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed..

I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face..

Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden cru….

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that..

It's natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires..

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid..

although it has been said that idle hands are the devil's workshop, when it comes to teenagers, both idle and active hands are the devil's workshop..

On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early and playing cocktail ….

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it..

I'm more of a clown, a tragic clown. Yeah. I just like humor to come out of characters..

I swear I want to be a food model..

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts..

When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cook….

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady..

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty..

I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, Ill just try to listen to my friends, and theyll say the same thing over and over again..