I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football..

I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad..

I have no problem today letting people know I'm part of what they live. That's why I know about the things that make people the assholes they are. Th….

I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really..

My mother was the one who totally got behind me as far as, do things and ask questions later. My father would say, "I don't care how dirty you are up….

I just love the whole art form of acting, of being in front of a camera and playing different things. Not that I would ever say I'm the greatest acto….

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that..

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic..

I like when something makes you think after you stop watching..

If Lady Gaga didn't put on all those outfits, she probably wouldn't have made it in show business. She put a show behind her voice..

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone..

Comics, as good as they might be, they didn't know much about performance. There aren't too many comics you could watch for an hour without getting t….

The whole world has changed, so you just stay current with the world. There's nothing different in my language of how I say things..

All the subject matter I talk about isn't new; all comics talk about the same things. But it's how you talk about them or present them or what you lo….

I never go see a comic. The only one I'd ever really want to see is Don Rickles. He might be 80 years old, but he blows everyone out of the water..

I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant..

I always believed you could fix whatever problems..

As long as you can walk the street and you know there's a tomorrow, there's always that chance. That's how I've always been. I've always had complete….

People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my opinion..

I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her too special. They shut her of….

If you hide what you really are, then there's going to be problems in marriage down the road. I don't mind if a girl is aggressive. It's just sex..