On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations..

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that..

You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives..

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting..

White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story….

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun..

A Romney presidency will be awesome unless you're poor, sick, gay, female, Mexican or a dog..

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard..

To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney..

NHPrimary Trivia: The Republican candidates have not spoken to a black person since Herman Cain dropped out..

Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions..

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public..

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel..

Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role..

It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest..

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy..

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know..

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those ….

Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap..

We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS..

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution..