It's a very nice thing to have a baby..

I have a wife and child, and I guess that would constitute a family, and sometimes I watch shows where the people aren't related. And I don't get ner….

I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them..

Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face..

The thing that's important for me to focus on is the balancing of the tension between satisfying myself and satisfying an audience, and making someth….

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude..

I actually find something rewarding about that tension between satisfying myself and satisfying others. Because first of all, I can't provide my own ….

It is rare, with people who are on television or celebrities or actors - it's rare to go to their house for a party and find they cooked. That's rare….

But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff..

I always find it kind of more interesting when people ask questions like, "What were you like as a kid?" Or just kind of personal history stuff, like….

At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will..

Outside from with my older brother - and this would have stopped about age 12 - I haven't been in a physical fight in my life. We used to punch each ….

I feel like I'm a showbiz professional. This is my job, it's going to have ups and downs. I'm lucky to be able to do this for a living, but I also do….

I don't waste a lot of time on profound embarrassment. I have always been somewhat the same person. I can think of maybe particular items of clothing….

Well, I refer to Celebrity Jeopardy as the short-bus Jeopardy, because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in ….

When I would work freelance in production in Chicago, there were a lot of times when I was working for cheap, bad people, and I was working for slave….

If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you're already hamstrung because you don't have any freedom..

I never just sit down and see what's on TV anymore. And also, I hate almost everything, so that keeps you reading magazines and doing crossword puzzl….

I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think, no thank yo….

Anything that I read, I read because I'm interested in it..

Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician..