I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot..

I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from ….

The people on Quintuplets were great, but I wasn't a producer on that show, and it wasn't exactly my taste..

I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess..

It's a very nice thing to have a baby..

I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them..

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude..

I actually find something rewarding about that tension between satisfying myself and satisfying others. Because first of all, I can't provide my own ….

The thing that's important for me to focus on is the balancing of the tension between satisfying myself and satisfying an audience, and making someth….

No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems!.

I have a wife and child, and I guess that would constitute a family, and sometimes I watch shows where the people aren't related. And I don't get ner….

I remember Ozzy Osbourne making a fuss on The Osbournes - people were making a big deal about him taking the garbage out, and he said, "Well, who els….

Tell me what you want, and then I'll put in what I want... after I'm done with my codependent providing for you, I'll get a little for me too..

Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face..