I do mostly portraits. So it's just people's faces, not really any ideas..

Nutty people are always writing me. I always think I must be on some nutty mailing list..

Wasting money puts you in a real party mood..

I never wanted to be a painter; I wanted to be a tap dancer..

I always notice flowers..

I don't feel like I get germs when I hold money. Money has a certain kind of amnesty. I feel, when I'm holding money, that the dollar bill has no mor….

I never think that people die. They just go to department stores..

I've never made the separation between, say, the museum and the hardware store. I mean, I enjoy both of them, and I want to combine the two..

A picture means I know where I was every minute. That's why I take pictures. It's a visual diary..

After Wakefield Poole's films, mine are unnecessary and a bit naive, don't you think?.

I know a girl who just looks at her face in the medicine cabinet mirror and never looks below her shoulders, and she's four or five hundred pounds bu….

I always like to see if the art across the street is better than mine..

I think video is the best market. When the cassette market comes out, if you just do movies that nobody else can do, that'll be the new way..

I think somebody should be able to do all my paintings for me..

Why do people spend their time being sad when they could be happy?.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible..

It would be great to be super-human, to give the fans just what they want..

What I was actually trying to do in my early movies was show how people can meet other people and what they can do and what they can say to each othe….

I want everybody to think alike. I think everybody should be a machine..

When you work with people who misunderstand you, instead of getting transmissions, you get transmutations, and that's much more interesting in the lo….

Most people in America think Art is a man's name..