When a feminist as strident as Garofalo is defending the Hussein regime, you have to wonder if her newfound sobriety has hit a rough patch..

I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout ….

If those kids had been carrying guns they would have gunned down this one gunman... Don't pray. Learn to use guns..

Instead of seeking wisdom, liberals desire to be seen as clever by being counterintuitive, crazy, and outre..

Liberals pretend to believe that when two random hoodlums kill a gay man in Oklahoma, it's evidence of a national trend, but when a million people bu….

No torture has yet been devised that could get a liberal to mention the poor, beleaguered Kurds dancing in the streets because Saddam is gone..

Clinton masturbates in the sinks..

Here's a foolproof method for keeping America safe. Always do the exact 180-degree opposite of whatever [Jimmy] Carter says, as quickly as possible..

Historically, the best way to convert liberals is to have them move out of their parents' home, get a job, and start paying taxes..

So far, the only major accomplishment of the Occupy Wall Street (OWS) protesters is that they have finally put an end to their previous initiative, O….

...liberals said the war was a failure because we hadn't captured Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Then we killed al-Zarqawi and a half-dozen of his aides in an….

Democrats should run Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for president. He's more coherent than Dennis Kucinich, he dresses like their base, he's more macho than Joh….

As long as American liberals are going to keep announcing that they're embarrassed for their country, how about being embarrassed by our public schoo….

Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted. Even if one rates an unborn child less than a full-blown person, do….

In other words, under Attorney General John Ashcroft, the FBI, the INS and the Department of Justice are so out of control that they have actually be….

Bush won the largest popular vote in history with a 3.5 million margin. Indeed, simply by getting a majority of the country to vote for him - the lef….

The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy..

Married women vote Republican; single women vote Democratic. That's why liberals promote policies to break up families. Every social malady is a vict….

Harvard graduates just cannot shake the idea that they know better than everyone else what's best for us and that they're capable of running a mammot….

We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals..

We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote..