I think [women] should be armed but should not vote ... women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to ….

Women like Pamela Harriman and Patricia Duff are basically Anna Nicole Smith from the waist down. Let's just call it for what it is. They're whores..

Liberals Love America Like O.J. Loved Nicole.

Public school teachers are the new priesthood while traditional religion is ridiculed and maligned..

Liberals tell amazing lies about guns and everything else..

Liberal moms like soccer because it's a sport in which athletic talent finds so little expression that girls can play with boys. No serious sport is ….

I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these n….

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay..

The most dangerous action a woman can take when faced with a criminal is to resist with her fists: That tends to annoy violent criminals, and the wom….

The only beef Enron employees have with top management is that management did not inform employees of the collapse in time to allow them to get in on….

The man responsible for keeping Americans safe from another terrorist attack on American soil for nearly seven years now will go down in history as o….

I would rank George Washington as America's greatest president, but he only had to defeat what was then the world's greatest military power with a ra….

The reason any conservative's failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy is….

Either we're removing a dictator who currently has plans to fund terrorism against American citizens or -- if Bush is completely wrong and Eleanor Cl….

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security..

Republicans are afraid to act in accordance with the election results. Republicans seem to be in denial about election results. It's one thing for De….

Democrats all claim they'll get rough with the terrorists, but they can't even face Brit Hume..

When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats want….

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure..

I think Obama has redefined the Democratic Party. It used to be the party of acid, amnesty, and abortion, and now it's surrender, socialism, and subp….

The infernal flag-waving after 9/11 nearly drove liberals out of their gourds. For the left, 'flag-waving' is an epithet..