Because there are so many shows on and because I've been so hands-on - I've had a piece on almost every single week - I don't know how to cut back on….

The news media in general are liberals..

A man cannot be comfortable [or cannot be made comfortable] without his own approval..

Most attractive males talk to most attractive women as if they were Rotarians comparing sales percentages in Des Moines..

All of the religions - with the exception of Tibetan Buddhism, which doesn't believe in a heaven - teach that heaven is a better place. At the end of….

And I really do believe that the most important thing is the way you live your life on earth. But I think it's enormously comforting to believe that ….

Large cocktail parties are an infamous technique for ridding yourself of social obligations to people you usually don't know well or like much, which….

Après ski is my favorite sport..

If it's a woman, it's caustic; if it's a man, it's authoritative..

Just do your job. Get in early. Stay late, and don’t complain. Fight the big fights..

The way you dress is the billboard that tells perceptive people how you feel about yourself..

Small children do not belong at an adult party, and especially should not be used like trained midgets to help serve martinis..

A job is not a career. I think I started out with a job. It turned into a career and changed my life..

I find very often people like to confront rumors. It depends on how much they trust you. And you have to have a line between what is tasteful and wha….

To not sing with an orchestra, to not be able to communicate through my voice, which I've done all my life, and not to be able to phrase lyrics and g….

[On being indecisive and changeable:] On my gravestone I want inscribed: 'On the other hand, maybe I should have lived..

Children are God's way of punishing us for having sex..

Homogeneity is much to be admired - in milk, for instance - but not for parties..

[President Obama] made so many promises. We thought that he was going to be -- I shouldn't say this at Christmastime -- but the next messiah..

Although I myself don't go to church or synagogue, I do, whether it's superstition or whatever, pray every time I get on a plane. I just automaticall….

Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties..