The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question..

When you walk out, the money walks in.

When you realize the writers start writing to who you are, you're basically reading reviews of yourself. And then it becomes this cyclical nightmare ….

If you're starting to lose your faith in the general intelligence of the American populous, there's nothing like them mistaking pop culture for Van G….

I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever..

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funn….

I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go. Besides, switchboard….

Every man has problems that only life insurance can solve. In the young man’s case, the problem is to create cash; for the older man, to conserve it..

If you look at the history of advertising, most of them were Jews, so it was only a matter of time before 'Mad Men' explored that area of advertising..

The biggest asset you have is your earning capacity, and that depends entirely on your attitude..

You are already broke and don't even know it..

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people..

I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me..

My dad told me at the very beginning of my career, basically, "If you're gonna have a megaphone, you're gonna need to use it to do some kind of good.….

I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn't make sense to me..

Goals aren't enough. You need goals plus deadlines: goals big enough to get excited about and deadline to make you run. One isn't much good without t….

When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment. It's sort of easy, and a lot of times it just fe….

The basic purpose of life insurance is to create cash…nothing more or nothing less. Everything else confuses and complicates..

You've got a problem. Part of what you own isn't yours. It belongs to Uncle Sam. May I show you how much belongs to Uncle Sam?.

I'm a lot happier in people's living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and ….

Read! Study never stops because publications never stop coming in. It's read and study. And think about what you're studying. Take it apart and put i….