Whenever there are great virtues, it's a sure sign something's wrong..

People who understand everything get no stories..

Great sport begins at a point where it has ceased to be healthy..

A man who sees another man on the street corner with only a stump for an arm will be so shocked the first time he'll give him sixpence. But the secon….

There are times when you have to choose between being human and having good taste..

He who speaks of enemies , himself is the enemy..

If you wan to steal money, don't rob a bank - open one..

Oh why do we not say the important things, it would be so easy, and we are damned because we do not..

Some party hack decreed that the people had lost the government's confidence and could only regain it with redoubled effort. If that is the case, wou….

General, man is very useful. He can fly and he can kill. But he has one defect: He can think..

No one can be good for long if goodness is not in demand..

There are some with brains and some without. It makes for a better division of labour..

If you don't have fun, you don't have a show..

Bank robbery is an initiative of amateurs. True professionals establish a bank..

The war which is coming Is not the first one. There were Other wars before it. When the last one came to an end There were conquerors and conquered. ….

The defeats and victories of the fellows at the top aren't always defeats and victories for the fellows at the bottom..

To those who does not know the world is on fire, I have nothing to say..

Never believe on faith, see for yourself! What you yourself don't learn you don't know..

Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, what's left tastes bitter..

Those who have had no share in the good fortunes of the mighty Often have a share in their misfortunes..

If you join the rat race — you're in the race of rats..