When the praying does no good, insurance does help..

Go make yourself a plan And be a shining light. Then make yourself a second plan, For neither will come right..

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?.

A person is really dead only when nobody thinks of him anymore..

It was never decreed that a god mustn't pay hotel bills..

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank?.

As regards obstacles, the shortest distance between two points can be a curve..

The first time it was reported that our friends were being butchered there was a cry of horror. Then a hundred were butchered. But when a thousand we….

Unhappiness doesn't grow on the chest like leprosy. Poverty won't fall off the roof like a loose tile, no; poverty and unhappiness are man's doing..

Come in, dear wind, and be our guest You too have neither home nor rest..

If art reflects life, it does so with special mirrors..

Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are..

None will improve your lot If you yourself do not..

Why be a man when you can be a success?.

All artforms are in the service of the greatest of all arts: the art of living..

Sometimes it's more important to be human, than to have good taste..

Those who take the most from the table, teach contentment. Those for whom the taxes are destined, demand sacrifice. Those who eat their fill, speak t….

The shrill voices of those who give orders Are full of fear like the squeakings of Piglets awaiting the butcher's knife, as their fat arses Sweat wit….

The law was made for one thing alone, for the exploitation of those who don't understand it, or are prevented by naked misery from obeying it..

A good soldier has his heart and soul in it. When he receives an order, he gets a hard on, and when he drives his lance through his enemy's guts, he ….

For what's the use of talking with a man who has a disease and thinks about the stars?.