I'm so glad to be back in New York. Los Angeles can be so cold, so cruel after you've been-what's the word?-oh yes: 'fired.'.

The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable..

I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part..

I'm the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease..

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite..

I would much rather watch myself than listen to myself. The moving is second nature, but the listening... that's the art..

Humor disarms people. They don't feel threatened..

When I finally did stop and look at my life, I realized that I had done what I'd set out to do. In my pitiful little way, I had climbed the mountain ….

Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces..

Everyone goes through their winters and springs, and their summers and autumns..

I've always said that people have unrealistic expectations..

If someone were to say seriously, "I'm divine," she'd have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying "I'm ….

Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potenti….

I come from an overly confident place. But I'm overconfident because of feelings of inferiority..

For some people, a park is the only place in their entire world where they can see something beautiful..

Image is everything, and the voice or the idea or the song is hardly anything at all. Half the time the person isn't even doing the singing. I'm a bi….

The [film] industry is an ecosystem that's sick..

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me..

Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own - and I realized that there was another world..

Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes..

Life is not fair. And you have to choose your battles, because there are some that you cannot win. If you're passionate about something, then you sho….