Do I understand this right? I'm being marked down?.

We're all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that..

Music is probably the only place I get energy from. Music and maybe watching a really tremendous performer, watching a terrific performer like Jagger….

When I started in this [music] business, I had a dream, but it was amorphous, and I had no experience. I just had a fuzzy notion of what life would b….

The outside world doesn't have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home..

Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises..

GOD is watching us, from a Distance..

I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can't stop it..

I'm not interested in perfection. The universe is perfect, and there are some works of art that we see as perfect, but human beings aren't perfect..

I've always been lucky enough to have great audiences. It has been quite a life..

My whole life had been spent waiting for an epiphany, a manifestation of God's presence, the kind of transcendent, magical experience that lets you s….

There are bugs and there are the pigeons and other predators, but you shouldn't be afraid of them, because this is how nature works..

Romance is an illusion. Well, romance is not a complete illusion, but it's ephemeral. It does not last..

That's our mission: to clean and green New York City - one block at a time..

[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra..

All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don't believe it. I don't believe it for one minute. He hasn't been to one of my shows..

You can feel compassion for others without feeling victimized yourself..

I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh..

If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life..

before one actually visits them, everyone tends to think of their favorite countries as one grand Disneyland filled with national monuments and histo….

When my daughter was younger we showed her all the great musicals. And the great dramas and great comedies, and the one that she took to the most was….