I stayed in show business to pay for my animal business..

Once someone has had the good fortune to share a true love affair with a Golden Retriever, one's life and one's outlook is never quite the same..

I'm in the middle of my sixth book, which is about animals at the Los Angeles Zoo..

I'm not into animal rights. I'm only into animal welfare and health. I've been with the Morris Animal Foundation since the '70s. We're a health organ….

My blessing is I'm blessed with good health. If I weren't feeling good or if I didn't have the energy, then it's not that much fun. But this way, you….

When we started in television, there was that magic box in the corner of the room, and 'Oh my gosh - look what it's doing!'.

If you call me a comedian I will be very grateful. I will thank you profoundly. No, I love doing comedy. It's fun once in a while to do a serious par….

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do..

I think the best kind of comedy is the least self conscious. I think if you just sort of let the comedy happen without the elbow nudge, did you get i….

You don't luck into integrity. You work at it..

I always tape my Christmas show in advance. That way I can spend the season of joy and goodwill with my only sister in Florida. She’s kinda a creep b….

I've always had a bawdy sense of humor. My father was a traveling salesman and he would bring jokes home. He would say, "Honey, you can take this one….

Having a live audience makes a world of difference to the acting. It keeps your timing sharp. When something doesn't work, the actor can sense the re….

I'm blessed with good health for which I'm deeply grateful, so for that reason, I feel so good. Everybody else is far more excited about the 90 than ….

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble..

When I'm around animals, I don't pay attention to people..

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks..

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly..

I don't seem to require a lot of sleep. I just - if I get four, five good hours, I'm fine. But sleeping is sort of dull. There's a lot of other good ….

I don't care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time - and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some het….

I still like to see that a man opens the door. I like those touches of chivalry that are fast disappearing. If I sound old-fashioned, it's because I'….