I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time..

So much of the humor on new sitcoms plays to the lowest common denominator. Wit isn't nearly given as much attention as slipping on a banana peel. So….

There is no fool like an old fool..

Literally it’s the precise moment when dog doo turns white, but in general it refers to the type of person you don’t want to share your hoogencogles ….

I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it..

I know unless I'm true to myself I couldn't be happy. Too much emphasis is placed today on externals and too little on character..

I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I'm up and down those stairs all the time. That's my exercise..

Take personal responsibility. A lot of people go, 'Well, I'll get a dog because I have a kid and a kid needs a dog.' And it doesn't work out for that….

I didn't know I was a gay icon. I get a lot of mail - but I don't get many bad letters - but I got a woman the other day that was so upset with me be….

Throughout my career, I've always portrayed characters that were humorous, but also weren't afraid to speak their minds, especially when it came to r….

Don't try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I won't live long enough to find out about, but I'm st….

It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That….

When I pontificate, it sounds so, you know, Oh, well, she's preaching. I'm not preaching, but I think maybe I learned it from my animal friends. Kind….

I love words. Sudoku I don't get into, I'm not into numbers that much, and there are people who are hooked on that. But crossword puzzles, I just can….

I enjoy being busy, I really do. Remember, I'm the stub end of the railroad. I have no family, so I'm not taking busy time away from people that I sh….

Friendship takes time and energy if it's going to work. You can luck into something great, but it doesn't last if you don't give it proper appreciati….

If you're walking with your lady on the sidewalk, I still like to see a man walking street-side, to protect the lady from traffic. I grew up with tha….

Retirement is not in my vocabulary..

During the Depression, my dad made radios to sell to make extra money. Nobody had any money to buy the radios, so he would trade them for dogs. He bu….

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff..

One thing they don't tell you about growing old - you don't feel old, you just feel like yourself. And it's true. I don't feel eighty-nine years old.….