I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just - there wasn't a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.
Betty WhiteRead
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.
Interpretation
Humor should be meaningful and not just crude for its own sake.
In this quote, Betty White emphasizes that while bawdy or dirty humor can be entertaining, it must also be genuinely funny and warrant its use. She suggests that humor should have substance and not merely rely on shock value or vulgarity.
In practice
During a stand-up comedy show to emphasize the importance of thoughtful humor.
I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just - there wasn't a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.
Don't try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I won't live long enough to find out about, but I'm still curious about them. You know people who are already saying, 'I'm going to be 30 - oh, what am I going to do?' Well, use that decade! Use them all!
Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.
I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He's a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind.
When I pontificate, it sounds so, you know, Oh, well, she's preaching. I'm not preaching, but I think maybe I learned it from my animal friends. Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do.
You gotta use everything you possibly can!
And when we take ourselves too seriously, we are grim about the brothers and sisters, especially the dissenting ones, and there will be no health in us and no healing humor.
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea.
You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused.
GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good reason.
The way Calvin's brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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