It's the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life..

I tried to like it. For me, it was like being smacked around the head by a piece of IKEA furniture: it hurts, but you've got to admire the workmanshi….

There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box..

Contentment is knowing you're right.

But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!".

I am a confectionery-based existentialist..

Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, "Hullo, we're out of milk. I say mother, where's the milk?".

Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to bail out of the joke, I lose commitmen….

My wife bought me a vintage Gibson guitar that isn't just beautiful but has tremendous sentimental value. I have plenty of guitars for live gigs but ….

I spent money on a decent bike, a bit of kit for paddle boarding and I like bird watching so I bought a decent pair of binoculars but as far as bottl….

This shed does not contain me..

I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they..

I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.'.

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard..

Why do people want to swim with dolphins? The equivalent would be an Indonesian fellow coming over here, going up to a farmer and saying 'Can I get i….

I try to appreciate the simple things. I've just been camping with my son and I enjoyed that just as much if not more than a holiday in a posh hotel.….

Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America, recently..

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish..

Relaxed Empiricism -- I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened..

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet..

I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say work, you know, words, randomly arrange….