Bill Hicks

I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.