Don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride..

You all saw him - he had a gun..

Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks..

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children..

Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to..

We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?.

I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got Go….

It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside..

Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously..

Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier..

No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans..

If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind..

People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy said, "Way-ul, we didn….

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick..

I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul.

Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thou….

I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes].

We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!.

Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves..

I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the o….

I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative..