My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked..

I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the deat….

Humanity is just a virus with shoes..

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender..

I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it's not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe the….

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believ….

That's what I hate about the war on drugs. All day long we see those commercials: "Here's your brain, here's your brain on drugs", "Just Say No", "Wh….

I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman...come in the guise of a comic...to heal perception by using...'jokes'..

People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they n….

So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever..

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions.

A lotta Christians wear crosses 'round their necks; do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another cross?.

The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally..

What are you reading for?.

I love talking about Kennedy assassination...a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government...sorry, wrong meeting..

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious..

Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years..

Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become..

They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer.

I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hou….

Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that..