Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.
Bill HicksRead
You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it
Interpretation
The quote critiques the appearance of Creationists in a humorous way, suggesting they reflect a lack of evolution.
Bill Hicks uses satire to question the intelligence of those who espouse Creationism, implying that their physical appearance reflects a primitive state. Through exaggerated and humorous descriptions, he underscores the absurdity he sees in their beliefs about evolution and the creation of humanity, while making a broader statement about critical thinking and the importance of scientific understanding.
In practice
During a comedy show discussing belief systems.
Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.
I'm not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up: 'STRATFORD SUCKS!' Am I supposed to run after these guys? I'd just stand there, you know. They'd back up. 'STRATFORD SUCKS! ...STRATFORD SUCKS!' I'd say, 'I know. I go there. You're wasting gas, man.
I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
If I had known they were going to do this, I would have become a shoemaker.
The humor is that finally when you have the power to move the mountain, you are the person who placed it there-so there the mountain stays.
Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it," said Marvin. "And what happened?" pressed Ford. "It committed suicide," said Marvin and stalked off back to the Heart of Gold.
The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet together convivially, to laugh, to joke, and tell indelicate stories— and mainly, a yearning to paint pictures.
Mom claimed that I could carry a tune at 2 or 3 years of age. Maybe she was a little prejudiced.
It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.
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