If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
James ThurberRead
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.
Interpretation
Dogs derive more joy from their relationship with humans than vice versa because humans are often more comical.
In this quote, James Thurber humorously suggests that dogs enjoy their companionship with humans more than humans enjoy their pets. He posits that this is due to the inherent absurdity and folly of human behavior, making them the more laughable species in the relationship, thus yielding more happiness for dogs through their interactions with us.
In practice
This quote can be used in a speech about the joys of pet ownership.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
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Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.
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Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.
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My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
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