When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Steven WrightRead
I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight Show.' There's truly nothing like it; it's intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.
Interpretation
Comedy requires dedication and passion, balancing intensity with a casual appearance.
In this quote, Steven Wright reflects on his extensive experience in comedy, highlighting the commitment it takes to succeed in the field. He emphasizes that while comedy may seem effortless or casual to the audience, performing it is an intense and exhilarating experience that requires years of hard work and practice.
In practice
This quote can be shared during a comedy workshop to inspire new comedians.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing stuff that was influenced by me.' I was trying to get my five minutes together. So now that those people are comedians and they're influenced by me - it's bizarre.
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way.
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
While not exactly disgruntled, he was far from feeling gruntled. He spoke with a certain what-is-it in his voice, and I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
Not everyone is comfortable with the kissing ritual. My husband is one of them. Her refuses to press lips with anyone except his wife, mother, and dog. If someone wanted to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, he would refuse until he had been formally introduced.
Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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