When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Steven WrightRead
I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight Show.' There's truly nothing like it; it's intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.
Interpretation
Comedy requires dedication and passion, balancing intensity with a casual appearance.
In this quote, Steven Wright reflects on his extensive experience in comedy, highlighting the commitment it takes to succeed in the field. He emphasizes that while comedy may seem effortless or casual to the audience, performing it is an intense and exhilarating experience that requires years of hard work and practice.
In practice
This quote can be shared during a comedy workshop to inspire new comedians.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing stuff that was influenced by me.' I was trying to get my five minutes together. So now that those people are comedians and they're influenced by me - it's bizarre.
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
A bean bag is a perfect place to sulk. You can sink way down deep, and sulk for hours... You only have to stick your head up once in a while... to see if anybody cares.
He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
Benchley and I had an office in the old Life magazine that was so tiny, if it were an inch smaller it would have been adultery.
Almost every comedy you see is about people making all wrong choices and making all the errors of judgement possible. Good comedy is when it works on this scale. Because it is psychologically very real.
Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted.
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