When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
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I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight Show.' There's truly nothing like it; it's intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.
Interpretation
What this quote means
Comedy requires dedication and passion, balancing intensity with a casual appearance.
In this quote, Steven Wright reflects on his extensive experience in comedy, highlighting the commitment it takes to succeed in the field. He emphasizes that while comedy may seem effortless or casual to the audience, performing it is an intense and exhilarating experience that requires years of hard work and practice.
Themes
ComedyPerformanceDedicationIntensityCasual
In practice
Example use cases
This quote can be shared during a comedy workshop to inspire new comedians.
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