When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Steven WrightRead
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before.
Interpretation
The quote humorously captures the paradox of experiencing forgetfulness and familiarity simultaneously.
Steven Wright's quote cleverly blends the concepts of amnesia and déjà vu to illustrate the absurdity of our experiences with memory. It plays on the idea that we can forget things and yet feel as if we have experienced them before, creating a humorous and thought-provoking reflection on the nature of perception and memory.
In practice
In a stand-up comedy routine discussing the quirks of aging and memory.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing stuff that was influenced by me.' I was trying to get my five minutes together. So now that those people are comedians and they're influenced by me - it's bizarre.
I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight Show.' There's truly nothing like it; it's intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
The people who must never have power are the humorless. To impossible certainties of rectitude they ally tedium and uniformity
I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track.
I think as much as I talk about humour being a defence mechanism, I'm also really grateful that I developed it, because I now have it as a choice, rather than a panic button. I feel like it's there if I want to use it. It's fun.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
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