When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Steven WrightRead
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
Interpretation
Creating humor shouldn't feel like a chore; it should come naturally and spontaneously.
In this quote, Steven Wright suggests that the process of finding or creating humor should not be forced or overly structured. Instead, it should arise effortlessly, reflecting a natural state of being rather than a calculated approach, emphasizing that true comedic moments often come unexpectedly and in the moment.
In practice
Using this quote during a comedy workshop to highlight the importance of spontaneity in humor.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing stuff that was influenced by me.' I was trying to get my five minutes together. So now that those people are comedians and they're influenced by me - it's bizarre.
I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight Show.' There's truly nothing like it; it's intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
As a comedian, I found this thing, this profession, that suits my mind and life force. To drop it to do something else? I just don't get that.
Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously.
Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.
I find that people find a way out of misery through humor and it's humor that's often unacceptable to people who are not in quite such a state of misery.
Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these disorders with three letters because we don't have the time or patience to pronounce the entire disorder. That should be a disorder right there, TBD - Too Busy Disorder.
I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, 'Well, they get pie. It's not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.' I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.
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