When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Steven WrightRead
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
Interpretation
Creating humor shouldn't feel like a chore; it should come naturally and spontaneously.
In this quote, Steven Wright suggests that the process of finding or creating humor should not be forced or overly structured. Instead, it should arise effortlessly, reflecting a natural state of being rather than a calculated approach, emphasizing that true comedic moments often come unexpectedly and in the moment.
In practice
Using this quote during a comedy workshop to highlight the importance of spontaneity in humor.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing stuff that was influenced by me.' I was trying to get my five minutes together. So now that those people are comedians and they're influenced by me - it's bizarre.
I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight Show.' There's truly nothing like it; it's intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It really isn't hard unless you're not good at it. If you can do it, its really kind of fun and easy.
There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.
Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."
Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.
I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, sexual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.
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