Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can't pass a background check support background checks..

I'm more likely to not invite someone back for not talking. If someone talks a lot, I can usually shut them up and control them. But with people who ….

I don't say that I'm an atheist. I don't like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don't know. And if you don't k….

I'd just like to know what a cop WOULD have to do to get indicted - and what good are cop cameras since Eric Garner IS on tape?.

The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap..

Ted Cruz, of course, was furious that the big storm back east shut down the government. He said, 'That my job!' But you know, there is a big differen….

New Rule: President Bush must stop acting like WE'RE the idiots. He gives speech after speech, and the theme is always the same; 'What part of freedo….

That's ended, that's over. I want you to meet my pimps. I thought, I'm a show-business ho already, so I might as well be a real ho..

Don't vote for Republicans or Democrats until they clean up the open system of bribery that we live under..

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists..

Men are only as loyal as their options..

Scientists say an 8.9 earthquake here could knock down buildings, flood coastal areas... and improve the roads..

I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight..

The Founding Fathers were more deists. If you had to categorize them as anything. There was some sort of moving prime force. But it's an impersonal f….

Attorney General John Ashcroft is in intensive care. He's suffering from a severe case of pancreatitis, which they can't really figure out because he….

The difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer grasp of reality..

If you came into the theater believing in the talking snake, it's kind of hard to leave the theater still believing in the talking snake..

False hope really makes you cynical..

Russia has banned all adoptions to Americans. So, if you were hoping to get a little white kid with fetal alcohol syndrome, you're going to have to w….

North Korea has the same ability to launch a nuclear strike against America as I do. It's like walking through a parking lot and getting barked at by….

I think Democrats are complacent. They think that Russia is going to save us. Bob Mueller is going to come in with a report..