Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse..

We're creating a TV show of Scrooge, starring Jamie Farr, with Buddy Hackett as Scrooge. We're shooting in this Victorian set for weeks, and Hackett ….

The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do..

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey..

And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't even read the script yet..

I think if you can take care of yourself, and then maybe try to take care of someone else, that's sort of how you're supposed to live..

I think romance basically starts with respect. And new romance always starts with respect. Like the song 'Love the One You're With'; there is somethi….

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good d….

I was at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards one year - they called me up when somebody canceled two days before the thing, and asked me to prese….

Harold Ramis and I together did the ‘National Lampoon Show’ off Broadway, ‘Meatballs,’ ‘Stripes,’ ‘Caddyshack,’ ‘Ghostbusters’ and ‘Groundhog Day.’ H….

The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe..

It's a lot of work to read a crummy script..

If you have someone that you think is The One, don't just sort of think in your ordinary mind, 'Okay, let's pick a date. Let's plan this and make a p….

The studios don't seem to foster good writing. They're not so interested in that, but they're more interested in what worked most recently. They're d….

Love can be seeing that here we are and there's this world here..

People only talk about what a joyous experience it is, but there is terror: Your life, as you know it, is over. It's over the day that child is born.….

All parties are good..

The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that's very good. My mother has learned how to spend money..

I improvise whenever I feel it's important, or whenever I think that something's there. It's nice to have a script that's so well-written that I don'….

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award..

You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing as... being a part of the flow….