Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.
Interpretation
Bill Murray reflects on how his early experiences in golf sparked his sense of humor.
In this quote, Bill Murray reminisces about his childhood memories as a caddy on the golf course, which served as an introduction to the comedic aspects of life. He acknowledges that, while he may have missed formal lessons due to his time spent on the course, his love for golf has grown, paralleling his development of a sense of humor that he attributes to those early experiences.
In practice
Sharing this quote at a golf tournament to highlight the fun side of the game.
You know the theory of cell irritability? If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change and then re-form into its original shape. And then, the thousandth time you poke this amoeba, the cell will completely collapse and become nothing. That's kind of what it's like being famous. People say hi, how are you doing, and after the thousandth time, you just get angry; you really pop.
My first movie, I got nominated for a Canadian Oscar-for Meatballs. For MEATBALLS. And who am I up against? George C. Scott. So he wins the award and I stand up and go, 'That's it-let's get the hell outta here.'
There's definitely a lot of trash that comes with the prize of being famous. It's a nice gift, but there's a lot of wrapping and paper and junk to cut through. Back then, when a movie came out and people saw you on the street, their reaction was so supercharged that it was scary. It would frighten other people. It used to really rattle me. I mean, everybody would love to have their clothes torn off by a mob of girls, but being screamed at is different.
Like: 'Don't walk out there with one hand in your pocket unless there's somethin' in there you're going to bring out.' You gotta commit. You've gotta go out there and improvise and you've gotta be completely unafraid to die. You've got to be able to take a chance to die. And you have to die lots. You have to die all the time.
Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.
I think midlife crisis is just a point where people's careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their personal relationships.
Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.
Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. Itβs sort of a blog for people with attention spans.
What a delightful thing is the conversation of specialists! One understands absolutely nothing and it's charming.
If I close my eyes and think of Hollywood, all I see is one big varicose vein.
Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel.
Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored people here.' "I said: 'that's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
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