Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho MarxRead
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Interpretation
This quote humorously suggests that everyone is born young, which is an obvious truth that Groucho Marx plays with.
Groucho Marx's quote is a playful take on the absurdity of stating the obvious. By claiming he was 'born at a very early age,' he highlights the inherent humor in the fact that all individuals start life as infants, making the statement both amusing and ridiculous. This kind of humor is characteristic of Marx's style, where he often employed irony and wit to engage audiences.
In practice
This quote could be used in a comedy routine to introduce a discussion about aging.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.
Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.
It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically.
Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.
The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!" "That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!
The Navy is a master plan designed by geniuses for execution by idiots. If you're not an idiot, but find yourself in the Navy, you can only operate well by pretending to be one.
I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
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