Explore Quotes by Bill Watterson

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.