I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin.

I've never sat down to quantify how many hours I actually spend on the strip. I use the deadlines to estimate my progress; each month I know that I h….

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend..

The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world..

Tomorrow we'll not only seize the day, we'll throttle it..

People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselve….

If I had rolled along with the strip's popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20 years, the people now "grieving" for "Calvin and Hob….

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are..

I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me..

Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth..

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll ma….

Your fingernails are a joke, you've got no fangs, you can't see at night, your pink hides are ridiculous, your reflexes are nil, and you don't even h….

Since September it's just gotten colder and colder. There's less daylight now, I've noticed too. This can only mean one thing - the sun is going out.….

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?.

Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you're done before ….

Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?.

The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an "elite" class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stom….

I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I'd known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed..

Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything..

I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point..

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?.