Calvin: Today for show and tell, I've brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think we might all learn a lesson from how this utterly….

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!.

Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves..

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?.

You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human..

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless..

Obviously the great thing about this job is the complete freedom of the schedule. So long as I meet the deadline, they don't care when I work or how ….

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have eve….

It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw..

Amazingly, much of the best cartoon work was done early on in the medium's history. The early cartoonists, with no path before them, produced work of….

Scientific Progress goes boink?.

That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse..

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die..

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us..

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning..

I let my mind wander and it didn't come back..

I very early caught on that the editor of Cincinnati Post had something specific in mind that he was looking for, and I tried to accommodate him in o….

Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!.

No sport is less organized than Calvinball..

I liked things better when I didn't understand them..

I learned about what I love. Imagination, deep friendship, animals, family, the natural world, ideas and ideals ... and silliness..