Every time I've built character, I've regretted it..

HOBBES: All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once..

I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?.

Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf a….

I guess I just don't have the killer instinct that I think makes a great political cartoonist..

The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin).

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back..

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life..

You can present the material, but you can't make me care..

You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats..

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts..

I'm related to people I don't relate to..

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends..

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for princip….

Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You rea….

I played in rock bands in college and then right out of college I moved over to Europe and lived in Ireland for about four years playing in indie roc….

Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books..

I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I've got to go to school the next day. It's like trying to enjoy your last me….

People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something..

From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success... I'm just here to cash in..