My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me..

It's money. I remember it from when I was single.

That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul..

[My mother] is the greatest hero I'll ever know because she kept us all together, she made sure we all graduated college. She always believed in us n….

My mind is always going. I'm always thinking what I need to do, what I haven't done, what I did do, what I didn't do as well as I could - I'm relentl….

For almost 40 years, he was the brightest star in the comedy galaxy... Their beautiful light will continue to shine on us forever. And the glow will ….

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing..

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere..

If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it..

I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish..

I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while..

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for c….

Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!.

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are..

Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the be….

When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable..

Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues..

I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade..

The house as I say ... smelled of brisket and bourbon, so you could hear that. I started imitating them. Phrases came out of that, "Can't you dig tha….

Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don't think you can make your kids' dreams your own. They nee….

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place..