You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they're raising them. You can't push your way into areas where you should….

Since I was a kid, every Thanksgiving growing up in New York, we always watched 'The March of the Wooden Soldiers' by Laurel and Hardy. Never miss it..

Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of what George W. Bush did in ….

Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues..

I've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That's why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, ….

I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo..

I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something..

We were in front of a live audience and I would be acting with the man who was playing my lover, and we used those words, and the audience would titt….

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do..

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday..

I was always drawn to performing, but I never thought I could. I have no idea what I wanted to do outside of the old cowboy-or-fireman. When I was in….

I always came away thinking "I'd like to see her more," you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought - Bette [Midler]….

I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing..

My mind is always going. I'm always thinking what I need to do, what I haven't done, what I did do, what I didn't do as well as I could - I'm relentl….

For almost 40 years, he was the brightest star in the comedy galaxy... Their beautiful light will continue to shine on us forever. And the glow will ….

I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish..

I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while..

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for c….

Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the be….

When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable..

I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade..