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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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