Explore Quotes by Bob Hope

If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

I have too much money invested in sweaters.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.