If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob HopeRead
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Interpretation
The quote humorously suggests the importance of inclusivity in spirituality and the avoidance of rigid dogmas.
Bob Hope humorously expresses the idea that he supports all religions because he believes in being open-minded and inclusive. He suggests that being overly strict about religious beliefs could lead to regrettable consequences in the afterlife, indicating his preference for a more accepting and humorous approach to spirituality.
In practice
In a speech about unity during a multi-faith gathering.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
and he would probably not agree with my conviction that a sense of humor is the main measure of sanity. But who can say for sure? Humor is a very private thing.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
'The difficulty with this conversation,' said Arthur after a sort of pondering look had crawled slowly across his face like a mountaineer negotiating a tricky outcrop, 'is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees.'
Mr. Cruncher... always spoke of the year of our Lord as Anna Dominoes: apparently under the impression that the Christian era dated from the invention of a popular game, by a lady who had bestowed her name upon it.
The comic spirit is given to us in order that we may analyze, weigh, and clarify things in us which nettle us, or which we are outgrowing, or trying to reshape
I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.
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