If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob HopeRead
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Interpretation
The quote humorously suggests the importance of inclusivity in spirituality and the avoidance of rigid dogmas.
Bob Hope humorously expresses the idea that he supports all religions because he believes in being open-minded and inclusive. He suggests that being overly strict about religious beliefs could lead to regrettable consequences in the afterlife, indicating his preference for a more accepting and humorous approach to spirituality.
In practice
In a speech about unity during a multi-faith gathering.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die. I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Golf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
Turgenev was a very serious fellow but he could make me laugh because a truth first encountered can be very funny. When someone else's truth is the same as your truth, and he seems to be saying it just for you, that's great.
If you record the world honestly, there's no way people can stop being funny. A lot of fiction writing doesn't get that idea, as if to acknowledge it would trivialize the story or trivialize human nature, when in fact human nature is reduced and falsified if the comic aspects are not included.
Comedians' first ten minutes usually stay with them the first several years of their career. It's their mission statement. Their disclaimer that lets people know who they are. Or were. It's also a good time to make fun of your name if you have a funny or strange one.
Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.
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