When I first got into this biz called show, I decided I was going to change my name, make it more Hollywood. And you know how you do that? You take y….

If you enjoy shaming people, I suggest dentistry as a profession..

Just a tip if you have a big event to go to or an important meeting, if you cry enough your face swells up giving you a temporary lift..

I love my hunting dog. I loved my hunting dog - I'm not very good at hunting..

If you really are superior, you don't go around saying you're superior - unless you're Jewish..

I think it's creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That's like if you ever heard a guy go, I would nev….

Well I grew up in Canada in a really small town. We didn't have running water for a long time and we didn't have TV. Then when we did get TV we only ….